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TOP EIGHT MORONS OF THE YEAR

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.


2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting "Please come out and give yourself up."


3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, where the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.


4. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.


5. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"


6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!", the man shouted, "This is her husband!".


7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!
In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellllllooooooo!)


8. AND THE GRAND FINALE.................
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having problems.

No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft going properly. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong.

A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch.

So, one of the marina guys jumped into the water to check underneath, he came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER ...THIS IS TRUE...
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.


Does anyone else find it frightening that the majority of these moronic incidents took place in California??????
 

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It's not known as "The Land of Fruits and Nuts" for nothing! :)
 

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The boat incedent was a honest mistake... :( you got to give some credit, they un-hitched the trailer from the vehicle. :D

Andy
 

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LOL

:laugh: This is the best laugh I had all day :laugh:

Thanks Stan . .BTW . . Californians are known for being crazy. The problem is most of them won't admit it. I, for one, don't have a problem admitting my craziness. It must be all the sunshine we get year round ;) It unnatural :D
 

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Dont forget about the guy who went into Chase bank in NY and grabbed a deposit ticket and wrote this is a robbery. The teller told him he had no accounts at the bank. so he left and went across the street to another bank, where he was picked up by the cops.
 

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Then there was the guy who robbed a liquor store. After getting the cash he told the clerk to give him a bottle ofbooze off the shelf. The clerk refused saying he wasn't old enough, to which the robber pulled out his drivers license for proof....The cops picked him up at home an hour later. Duh!
 

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Here's one for ya....
 

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I like this one.....
 

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....and this one....
 

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LOL:laugh: That's what you get for buying a $10k bike and playing with it like it's a 70's 250 or something.

I bet it was one of those, "man nice bike can I take it for a spin, I'll show you how to do a wheelie on it, and I won't crash it, I've done these thousands of times...."
 
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